Shanny Loves You.
bonerparty:

if i was this much of a fucking 10 i’d probably just call in sick to work and squat over a hand mirror all day with a flashlight. just sayin’.
for guys, vaginas are like a cross between a pocket knife, a really cool nightclub and a wizard. it can do SO many things, you REALLY want to get into it, but you have no idea how it works and therefore it must be magical.

Bonerparty is closing its doors. In memoriam, gonna have a look through Ned’s canon and re-post some of the gems.
He knows his shit.

bonerparty:

if i was this much of a fucking 10 i’d probably just call in sick to work and squat over a hand mirror all day with a flashlight. just sayin’.

for guys, vaginas are like a cross between a pocket knife, a really cool nightclub and a wizard. it can do SO many things, you REALLY want to get into it, but you have no idea how it works and therefore it must be magical.

Bonerparty is closing its doors. In memoriam, gonna have a look through Ned’s canon and re-post some of the gems.

He knows his shit.

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