No, but in all seriousness: How ridiculously cute is Taylor Swift?? I legit want to marry her and just fuckin’ protect her, man. From anything that’s Mean. From everyone who’s Mean. Fuck them! How dare they!!
This video makes me want to be a better person.
15 million views and I’m just seeing it for the first time? What the fuck’s wrong with me?
Also, anyone ever makes my (potential future hypothetical) daughter feel like the girl in the blue bow, I’ll straight up assault them. Or take her to a Taylor Swift concert…whichever.
