As a man who owns a goblet*, I can definitely say I need to own one (or both) of these. Helllooooo, eBay.
*it’s ten years old, yellow, and plastic. We bought it at WalMart. It’s still a goblet.
NEEEEED
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She’d be hotter with a sleeve tattoo. And I can’t believe I just typed that.
Also, I’m pretty sure the car is superimposed. Shadows and such. Though I will say, it took me a damn long time to realise that there was a car.
Oh, another thing she needs to do? Lose the bangs.
So… 1. Tattoos. 2. Actually acquire said car. 3. Haircut.
You’re right, I’m totally in a position to be critical, sitting here in my crew-neck white t and Sriracha-stained shorts.
Thanks for agreeing. Come back any time!
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“Why don’t we do it in the road?
Why don’t we do it in the road?
Why don’t we do it in the road?
Why don’t we do it in the road?
No one will be watching us,
Why don’t we do it in the road?
Why don’t we do it in the road?
Why don’t we do it in the road?
Why don’t we do it in the road?
Why don’t we do it in the road?
No one will be watching us,
Why don’t we do it in the road?
Why don’t we do it in the road?
Why don’t we do it in the road?
Why don’t we do it in the road?
Why don’t we do it in the road?
No one will be watching us,
Why don’t we do it in the road?”
- Why Don’t We Do It In The Road, The Beatles
(for maximum effect, open the link in another tab and listen to it while staring affectionately at the picture. Happy weekend!)
I had an ex who used this tactic to her benefit. I had no idea how sexy a small move like that could be. Blew my mind. Unreal.
lip bitage! the ULTIMATE turn on!!
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Every guy knows this pose. This is the “We’re playing Strip Poker, and I only did it because I thought he’d let me win, and I can’t believe I just took my bra off, oh my god, what if he wins the next hand, too?” pose.
Word to the wise, my friend. Force the issue. Start lobbing ice cubes at her. Even if she won’t catch them intentionally, there’s so many beautiful crevices, eventually one will find a home…and then it’s just a matter of time.
Hashtag “brotips”, Hashtag “Pokerboobies”
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No one’s really sure if I realised I was into Alt-models, and then found Radeo, or if I found Radeo, then realised I was into Alt-models, but goddamn.
Anyhow, this is Radeo (the name—and me having a crush on her—is totally ironic, right, those-who-know-me?). The history of Shanny Loves You. has been consistent in one thing—I only post pictures that qualify as “cheesecake” or “softcore” in nature.
The reason I bring this up is that, by my own goofy “code”, I cannot post a picture of my favourites of Radeo’s tattoos. You should google it and check it out…or, a really good fansite is here, or her actual blog is here, if you want to know the girl behind the sexy. You go-getter, you.
Radeo…Shanny Loves You. But not in that creepy way. (OK, maybe a little creepy. But in an innocent fan-boy kind of way.)
Fun fact: I have made only one post that shows nipples, can you find it?
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