That episode of SNL with Emma Stone was on tonight. I tuned in just ahead of the “Les Jeunes de Paris” sketch, which is a little batch of brilliance. After some googling, this is the song they dance to. That’s some crazy-wicked French Electro-Pop happening up in there.
I may have a little bit of a crush on Emma Stone, and I thought this song would forever remind me of her. Turns out, it just makes me trip balls.
Ron Swanson is the sage advice-giver of my generation. Like Yoda, Tim “The Toolman” Taylor and Burt Reynolds wrapped into one moustachioed genious-tank.
One day I will be able to sing this song about my wife. And I will. Loudly. Drunkenly. At all hours of the night. And I’ll mean every fucking word.
Just like Dad.
If Zooey Deschanel is asking, I am completely free on New Year’s Eve. Joseph Gordon-Levitt, I have a previous engagement. But Zooey? I am free and more than willing to make plans.
I had probably 8 moments of pure bliss* in 2011, and hearing that Zooey was back on the market was 3 of those moments.
* - I don’t actually keep track
HERO.
If this was me, I’d leave out the ‘dark haired’ part, but oh-so-accurate. Ron Swanson = awesome.
Also, click here for another of my favourite Ron quotes.
Day 14 - Favorite male character - Ron Swanson
